The rugby match

The coach : Are you ready for the match ?

The team : Yes, coach !

Thibault : Can I drink fish and eat the coffee ?

The team: Ah, ah ah !

The coach : Stop it Thibault ! Do you remember the rules ?  

The team : So, so ...

The coach : OK, you mustn't :

- pass the ball forward

and you must :

-tackle a player

-use your feet and kick the ball

-be eight in the scrum

-run very fast with the ball and score tries

Cyprien : Oh no !

The coach : What's wrong !

Cyprien : I forgot my boots ! Oh and my socks too !

Jules : Oh, and me, I forgot my mouth guard ! 

Thibault : Do you need a racket ? 

The coach : No , you don't ! 

                          Later at half time ...

The match  end, the team wins 10-0

The coach : It's good but  think at your equipement. What esse there ? I phone  an ambulance ?

Jules: Yes please.

 the coach : an ambulance is coming Jules.