The football practise

Mr Ducro: Hello, today is football practice again.

Jean-Eude: Ho, no please teacher ! Not me !

Mr Ducro: You must pass the ball and score in the goal.

Jean-Eude: With the tennis ball ! ah! ah! ah!

Mr Ducro: Very funny

Maurice: No, you need a football  and boots

Jean-Eude: Ah. Ok.

Maurice: You are dumb ! Jean-Eude.

Mr ducro: Let's go.

Three minutes later

Jean-Eude: Aïe ! my legs !

Maurice: You need a shinguards.

Mr Ducro: Can you move your legs ?

Jean-Eude: No, I can't.

Maurice: Do you want a sandwich or water ?

Jean-Eude: Yes, I want !

Maurice: Come on, stand up.

Jean-Eude stand up

Mr Ducro: What ! You can move !

Jean-Eude sit down.

Jean-Eude: No, I can't

Maurice: You are a liar !

Jean-Eude: No, you don't need water.

The Bell riding

Jean-Eude: Yes great ! 

Mr Ducro: It's half passed ten.

Jean-Eude: Oh ! Noooooooooooo !!!

Maurice: Ah! Ah! Ah!